Well, most likely I would fall down suffocating with laughter over the obvious contradiction that he showed up with a SWAT team because of tremendous danger, but is basically saying danger doesn't exist because of the family situation.
Then, assuming I survived laughing that hard, I would quickly run to a gun forum and post a report of it for the primal illiterate morons that can't shut up about how much unearned fawning admiration they have for police.