Citizen
Founder's Club Member
SNIP As I went outside I noticed immediately that there was a pile (similar to a heaping spoonful) of white powdery/grainy substance on the thumb-press lever of our doorknob. I shut the door and foolishly blew it away"
What!?!?! Omigod! What a missed opportunity! That was clearly de-natured pixie dust. Regular pixie dust helps people fly; but only de-natured pixie dust can be applied to flightless magical beings, for example leprechauns and unicorns. My god, the leprechauns would have paid a fortune for that.
And, you blew it. Literally.
(just trying to lighten the mood.)
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