Dahwg
Regular Member
I was at the Fry's on Thornydale and Ina the other day when this bag boy comes up to me in the parking lot.
bag boy: "What do you carry?"
Me: "It's a CZ P-01"
bag boy: "Do you like it?"
Me: "Very much"
bag boy: "I need to get me a gun."
Me: "Yup. I think everyone should..."
bag boy: (interrupting) "So I can walk around like a baddass"
Me: "What? No, that's not a reason to have a weapon!"
bag boy: "Why do you have one?"
Me: "Well I never want to be in a situation where I needed it and didn't have it, and besides it's my right..."
bag boy: (interrupting again) "... to be a badass..."
Me: "Son, you have no business carrying a gun until you grow up a bit."
bag boy: "What's wrong with wanting to be a badass?"
Me: "A gun is not a toy, it is a tool that can cause death, what you are telling me is that you don't understand the seriousness of gun ownership."
bag boy: (looking extremely confused) "but Arizona is about a bunch of badasses with guns."
Me: "Have a nice day kid, and do yourself a favor... don't buy a gun until you've had some serious training."
bag boy: "Right, training is what makes you a badass."
:banghead:
True story.
Almost as bad was the guy at the Circle K who asked me what I carried. I told him it was a CZ and he said, "Oh yeah, those are f'in awesome! I carry a CZ75 all the time... in Call Of Duty"
Really? :shocker:
bag boy: "What do you carry?"
Me: "It's a CZ P-01"
bag boy: "Do you like it?"
Me: "Very much"
bag boy: "I need to get me a gun."
Me: "Yup. I think everyone should..."
bag boy: (interrupting) "So I can walk around like a baddass"
Me: "What? No, that's not a reason to have a weapon!"
bag boy: "Why do you have one?"
Me: "Well I never want to be in a situation where I needed it and didn't have it, and besides it's my right..."
bag boy: (interrupting again) "... to be a badass..."
Me: "Son, you have no business carrying a gun until you grow up a bit."
bag boy: "What's wrong with wanting to be a badass?"
Me: "A gun is not a toy, it is a tool that can cause death, what you are telling me is that you don't understand the seriousness of gun ownership."
bag boy: (looking extremely confused) "but Arizona is about a bunch of badasses with guns."
Me: "Have a nice day kid, and do yourself a favor... don't buy a gun until you've had some serious training."
bag boy: "Right, training is what makes you a badass."
:banghead:
True story.
Almost as bad was the guy at the Circle K who asked me what I carried. I told him it was a CZ and he said, "Oh yeah, those are f'in awesome! I carry a CZ75 all the time... in Call Of Duty"
Really? :shocker: