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People Ask Why?

kd6sxa

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[align=center]PEOPLE ASKWHY?[/align] [align=center]Why I Might Carry a Gun [/align] [align=center]My old grandpa said to me 'Son, there comes a time in every [/align] [align=center]man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' [/align] [align=center]caps andusually it's when he becomes too old to take [/align] [align=center]an ass whoopin.'

I don't carry a gun to kill people.
[/align] [align=center]I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don't carry a gun to scare people.
[/align][align=center]I carry a gun because sometimes this world can [/align][align=center]be a scary place.

I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.
[/align][align=center]I carry a gun because there are real [/align][align=center]threats in the world.. [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]I don't carry a gun because I'm evil. [/align][align=center]I carry a gun because I have lived long enough [/align][align=center]to see the evil in the world. [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. [/align][align=center]I carry a gun because I understand the limitations [/align][align=center]of government.. [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]I don't carry a gun because I'm angry. [/align][align=center]I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the [/align][align=center]rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared. [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. [/align][align=center]I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old [/align][align=center]age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere [/align][align=center]tomorrow afternoon. [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy. [/align][align=center]I carry a gun because, when I die and go to [/align][align=center]heaven, I want to be a cowboy. [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man. [/align][align=center]I carry a gun because men know how to take care [/align][align=center]of themselves and theones they love. [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate. [/align][align=center]I carry a gun because unarmed and facing [/align][align=center]three armed thugs, I aminadequate. [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]I don't carry a gun because I love it. [/align][align=center]I carry a gun because I love life and the [/align][align=center]people who make it meaningful to me. [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]Policeprotection is an oxymoron. [/align][align=center]Free citizens must protect themselves. [/align][align=center]Police do not protect you from crime, they [/align][align=center]usually just investigate the crime after it [/align][align=center]happens and then call someone in to [/align][align=center]clean up the mess. [/align][align=center]Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young [/align][align=center]to die and too old to take an ass whoopin'..... [/align][align=center](Author unknown - but obviously brilliant) [/align]
 

Cypher

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In case anybody wants one for on heir wall (or maybe to post on a community board somewhere ;) )

It's 10.19 x 7.53, so it'll fit on standard printer paper.

 
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