I went down there today...
Heard two guys behind me......
'Is that a gun?
yeah, he's packing
'Like that?'
yeah, he's gotta make up for a small wiener
I looked back, and it was two old guys (mid 70's at LEAST)..
I was ready to give them a nice lesson, but figured I wouldn't want to waste any of the little time they have left... Plus, I was trying not to laugh from hearing a 70 y/o guy say 'wiener'...