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Lehman caves

ed2276

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Originally Posted by Book of Armaments
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Apparently, there is a need for several Holy Hand Grenades for those in the Bible who are naughty and engaged in naughtiness.


1Samuel 17:28
And Eliab his eldest brother heard when he spake unto the men; and Eliab's anger was kindled against David, and he said, Why camest thou down hither? and with whom hast thou left those few sheep in the wilderness? I know thy pride, and the naughtiness of thine heart; for thou art come down that thou mightest see the battle.

Proverbs 11:6
The righteousness of the upright shall deliver them: but transgressors shall be taken in their own naughtiness.

James 1:21
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls.

So, it appears that one can be naughty as long as his naughtiness is not beyond that naughtiness which is sufficient for one to be naughty.


Proverbs 6:12
A naughty person, a wicked man, walketh with a froward mouth.

Proverbs 17:4
A wicked doer giveth heed to false lips; and a liar giveth ear to a naughty tongue.

Jeremiah 24:2
One basket had very good figs, even like the figs that are first ripe: and the other basket had very naughty figs, which could not be eaten, they were so bad.

Does anyone know if a Holy Hand Grenade is effective against a naughty fig?
 

Steve Larson

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I have a headache from following that ... and now a new found fear of rabbit bats.. There are rabbits outside my house, and I'm hoping they don't "evolve".. .. and the ones that do, I hope don't become rabid rabbit bats :(
 
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turborich

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There are no bats in that cave. They have left and moved elsewhere. You won't get attacked by any rabid or non rabid bats. Nothing in that cave except a few little tiny critters that you need a microscope to see. There are a lot of stars in the sky at night though :)
 
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