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Zombie cows & other related trivia

Citizen

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gunsfreak4791 wrote:
SNIP Can a cow OC and if so if caught do they get taken to the barn for questioning
I'll have to ruminate on that a bit.

Something doescome to mind, though.

Say an LEO is dispatchedto investigatean armed zombie cow. Even if legal, dairy detain her for questioning?

And, would case law consider the movement to the barn indicative of arrest? Especially,if she was resting just fine in the pasture when the LEO rolledup?

What if she was unable to prove citizenship? Would ICE creamher once they arrived?
 

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JoeSparky wrote:
SNIP It is OFFICIAL! You have killed this thread! May it Rest In Peace! or is that Pieces?
No!

On this 233rd Fourth of July we must re-dedicate ourselves to preserving Liberty, and continuingour vigilance,whether against zombie cows or Million Mommies. But I'm beingredundant.
 

thx997303

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Why yes, we do thoroughly enjoy ourselves.

Also, I think it's funny that this thread has actually experienced a very small amount of thread drift.

Went from one encounter to zombie cows, and pretty well stayed there.:)

And look at that, my 2000th post was here too. Weird.
 

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thx997303 wrote:
SNIP Also, I think it's funny that this thread has actually experienced a very small amount of thread drift.

Went from one encounter to zombie cows, and pretty well stayed there.:)
Well, zombie cows are pretty single-minded, "I want braaaaiiiiiinnnnssss."

Kinda like the Brady Campaign.
 

Grapeshot

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Citizen wrote:
Well, zombie cows are pretty single-minded, "I want braaaaiiiiiinnnnssss."

Kinda like the Brady Campaign.
What does Citizen have in common with scarecrows, zombie cows and the BB/MMM.

Hint: They all want the same thing. :lol:

In my own defense, Yes I may still wear plaid w/stitched leather but I carry a big one and that's priceless.

Stand by to engage.

Yata hey
 

b1ack5mith

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Citizen wrote:
thx997303 wrote:
SNIP Also, I think it's funny that this thread has actually experienced a very small amount of thread drift.

Went from one encounter to zombie cows, and pretty well stayed there.:)
Well, zombie cows are pretty single-minded, "I want braaaaiiiiiinnnnssss."

Kinda like the Brady Campaign.
EVVVERYone knows that zombies dont eat brains! they eat any part of the body! they cant talk, turn doornobs, carry items, open doors, use any objects, etc. ask sgt. jensen, he's killed his fair share of zombies ;)
 

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Wow, twenty pages of posts, and not one mentions that feeding cows is LEGAL.

Why else would the zoo have 'don't feed the animal' signs, if not to override state
law that allows such activity unless owner or agent posts otherwise.:lol:

So did the neighbor have his no feeding signs posted or not?

But anyone who would wear leather when confronting cows is just asking for trouble,
that could have been it's mother for all you know. I love my first jacket still, but
unfortunately blue cows are endangered so I can't get a replacement.
But the cut will not allow it to conceal holster so it is a safe jacket to wear.
 

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ATTENTION MEMBERS OF OCDO UTAH FORUM!

WE HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THE COWS ARE DRIVEN BY RELIGIOUS FERVOR!

THE ONE THEY CALL holy cow HAS BEEN COMFIRMED TO BE THEIR PROPHET!

WE MUST BE EVER MORE DILLIGENT TO PROTECT AGAINST THE ZOMBIE COW RELIGION!

LOL!
 

thx997303

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Yeah, my boots are brown.

But aside from color coordination, yeah I've been known to look somethin like that.
 
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