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Electronic Arts Cancels Remaining Madden Classic Qualifier Events

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""We have made a decision to cancel our three remaining Madden Classic qualifier events while we run a comprehensive review of safety protocols for competitors and spectators." - Source

Simple. Flood all scanning bays and computer packages with thalaron radiation.

"Thalaron is a type of radiation in the tertiary EM band with biogenic properties, able to consume organic matter at the subatomic level. Thalaron's unique properties allow its effective range to expand almost without limit, meaning that even a microscopic amount can be incredibly dangerous."

Thalaron radiation would effectively neutralize any carbon-based life units capable of inflicting harm on others. The unfortunate side effect is that it would neutralize all carbon-based life units, thereby negating it's benefit.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we interrupt the previous missive, based loosely on Star Trek Voyager, "Dreadnought" along with multiple other ST stories to remind you that they are all FICTION.

What's also FICTION is the ridiculous and blitheringly idiotic idea that gun control reduces crime. It does not. When the United Kingdom banned handgun ownership for nearly all citizens, their violent crime rates TRIPLED. As violent crime usually precedes murder, their overall murder rate rose as well.

If EA wants to improve it's safety protocols, the answer is simple: Scan all entrants and their gear AND employ armed security guards.

Yes, people, it's just that simple.

https://www.cnet.com/news/ea-cancels-remaining-madden-events-after-fatal-florida-shooting/
 
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