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A slip of the tongue

Grapeshot

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Neither rhyme nor season.

Pine on harvest moon.

Moon over my Sammy.
 
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Grapeshot

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Turn about is tare play.

The world turned down side up.

Love is a many tendered thing.
 

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Take Grapeshot from his posh grot to a great shop where gray topped guys grope shat-tered minds to shape hot lines of "turn about" to spurn and rout their boredom, tout word plays and puns, swap words all ways for fun, continuing long after you think he's done.
 

Grapeshot

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Take Grapeshot from his posh grot to a great shop where gray topped guys grope shat-tered minds to shape hot lines of "turn about" to spurn and rout their boredom, tout word plays and puns, swap words all ways for fun, continuing long after you think he's done.
Indeed it is, for what is life without the fizz. When all is saidz and donez , punz is funz.

Shaken not stirred and baked - that is how we bond.
With apologies to Mr. Leeming.
 
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Grapeshot

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Rumpled Stillskin.

Trumpt up charges.

Lebanon, the tree country. See dare?
 
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Grapeshot

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Adam and Eve - beyond releaf.

Deer isn't just for breakfast.

Put that in your piece pipe.
 

Grapeshot

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Stradivari owners fiddle around while Nome burns.

If at first you don't succeed, go to plan C.

Ride the mild pony.
 
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Grapeshot

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The frame of liberty.

These boots are made for talkin'.

Riddle on the left. Riddle on the right. Commence riddling.
 
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Grapeshot

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Fee fi foo fum. I smell the brood of an Englishman.

Jungle bells.

Be it ever so graceful.
 
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Grapeshot

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Jack Sprat would eat no fat. His wife would eat no bean. Twixt the two they wasted a lot.

Snoring 20s.

Been there, run that.
 

Grapeshot

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High diddle diddle. The cat and the fiddle faddle.

Taking the road in life to nowhere.

Life in the last lane.
 
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