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    The war between the rates.

    The war between the Bates.

    The war between the mates - Australian version.
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    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Low dose maybe aspirin.

    Lord of the Bings.
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    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Squeeze the day.

    Rip van Twinkle.
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    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Who let the hogs out?

    Day of the hackle.

    15 Tons - failed song - apologies to T. E. Ford.
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    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Witch one.

    Green suede shoes.

    A creek runs through it.

    Goggle is your fiend.
    Last edited by Grapeshot; 07-09-2018 at 08:20 PM. Reason: added
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Put your right head in and shake it all about.

    Full Ricky Nelson.
    Last edited by Grapeshot; 07-10-2018 at 07:53 AM. Reason: added
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Shake, rattle and troll.

    Government of the feeble.

    Jumping to a convulsion.
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    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    A tool and his money are soon elected.

    The truth be bold.

    Breakfast of chumps.
    Last edited by Grapeshot; 07-11-2018 at 11:33 AM. Reason: added
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Hex messages.

    Pen head.

    Relieve the event.
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Your brain on bugs.

    Bleep year.

    Prefect perfect sleeper.
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Hyjohn.

    Lojohn.

    A little blab will do ya.
    Last edited by Grapeshot; 07-12-2018 at 04:32 PM. Reason: added
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Wack a mule.

    Blahsphemy .

    Horror mongering.
    Last edited by Grapeshot; 07-12-2018 at 04:53 PM. Reason: added
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    What G*d hath joined, let no man put a blunder.

    Usa......Japan

    A snow blurry.
    Last edited by Grapeshot; 07-13-2018 at 01:34 AM. Reason: fixed
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Up to your asp in snakes.

    Beer belly polka.

    Catatonic tails.
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Old King Tut was a merry old soul.

    How much is that grog in the window?

    Red snails in the sunset.
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Neither rhyme nor season.

    Pine on harvest moon.

    Moon over my Sammy.
    Last edited by Grapeshot; 07-13-2018 at 01:48 AM. Reason: Fixed
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Lime rickey.

    She wore a mellow ribbon.

    The Fifteen Commandments.
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    A Shiver Runs Through It.

    Ridge Over Troubled Waters.

    The High and Flighty.
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Canada up jacket.

    Save the last chance for me.

    Tree lending library.
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Ever on a Sunday.

    Prim time television.

    Chocolate stirrup.
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    The brassy knoll.

    Waterwho.

    One dimensional pictures.
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Little house on the ferry.

    Tigger Woods.

    Rock-a-bye maybe.
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Turn about is tare play.

    The world turned down side up.

    Love is a many tendered thing.
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Take Grapeshot from his posh grot to a great shop where gray topped guys grope shat-tered minds to shape hot lines of "turn about" to spurn and rout their boredom, tout word plays and puns, swap words all ways for fun, continuing long after you think he's done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HP995 View Post
    Take Grapeshot from his posh grot to a great shop where gray topped guys grope shat-tered minds to shape hot lines of "turn about" to spurn and rout their boredom, tout word plays and puns, swap words all ways for fun, continuing long after you think he's done.
    Indeed it is, for what is life without the fizz. When all is saidz and donez , punz is funz.

    Shaken not stirred and baked - that is how we bond.
    With apologies to Mr. Leeming.
    Last edited by Grapeshot; 07-14-2018 at 03:22 AM. Reason: fixed
    Better to not open your mouth and be thought the fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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